Ever since Jessica Simpson has come to grips with her slightly softer body, she’s been covering up the goods every chance she gets. So these pictures of her showing off some cleavage while she trips over someone’s dog are a little better. This is a clever trick that more paparazzi should work on, train a cute little doggie to walk in front of various busty celebrities and wait for the cleavage to spill out. It would also work well with a properly trained child. Enjoy.

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Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston showed some very public displays of affection at the London premiere of their new film on Thursday.They make such a cute rumored couple.

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There are over five billion people on the planet, but FHM has looked at all of them and determined the following:

Kim Kardashian has the best body on earth.

That’s what the cover of the April issue states, adding that the “proof” is inside (and below). We would have been more likely to agree with this assessment before Kim followed the Kate Bosworth diet and lost 47 pounds. She needs a cheeseburger or two dozen.

Still, she clearly has a great body. Heck, we’ve all seen it on full display when Kim got pounded on video by Ray J and when she posed nude for Playboy.

But is this truly the best combination of breasts, stomach and legs that mankind has ever seen?

Fortunately, FHM gave us a few hotties with whom we could compare Kim. Below, we’ve posted a few photos from the latest issue, as Kardashian poses a couple times, along with 90210 cast member Jessica Stroup and other beauties…

Are you now prepared to judge? Does Kim have the best body?

She’s back.

The Twilight Saga fan we dubbed as a “complete nut job” for her reaction to the New Moon trailer has now videotaped herself watching the official Eclipse preview for the first time.

Because she posts these on YouTube, we’d like to think she’s playing up her response on purpose, in order to earn hits and attention. But it’s hard to say.

The complete and utter craziness enthusiasm certainly appears legitimate, doesn’t it? Do you think she’s aware that Robert Pattinson is not a vampire? Or that most of the scenes/storylines from the movies aren’t even original? Assuming she’s read the book series, how shocking can these developments really be?

But, hey, whatever makes you hyperventilate and react like someone just discovered the cure for cancer happy…

American Idol revealed its 12 season nine finalists last night, eliminating four contestants in the process.

Two of those eliminations were easy to see coming: We’d have gone with Paige Miles and Tim Urban instead, but it’s hard to argue with viewers sending Katelyn Epperly (the weakest of this season’s singer/songwriters) and Todrick Hall (more of a dancer than a singer) home.

But Lilly Scott and Alex Lambert? Wow. The lessons future contestants can take from these semifinalists would be: don’t only sing songs from previous decades; and get over your stage fright.

We wish all booted contestants the best, but it’s now time to focus on those remaining. We’re not down to the top 12, and we’ve listed them below, from most likely to win to least likely…

1. Crystal Bowersox
2. Siobhan Magnus
3. Casey James
4. Michael Lynche
5. Didi Benami
6. Lee DeWyze
7. Andrew Garcia
8. Paige Miles
9. Aaron Kelly
10. Katie Stevens
11. Lacey Brown
12. Tim Urban

There’s a big drop-off after the top four, as two women and two men really stand out. Do you agree?

Who would you have sent home and who do you consider the favorite?

I guess I’ve been doing a lot of Whitney Port posts over the last few days, that’s because she seems to be trying to outdo Amanda Bynes when it comes to showing off her legs. I had her making sexy faces in a little sun-skirt, then playing with her boobs in her sweet little bikini and now here she is on the runway of what seems to be her own line of clothing showing off those long ass legs of hers. If her clothing line encourages more women to wear short skirts that highlight their legs, I’m all for it, if not… Garbage. Enjoy.

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An opus!

Epic. Inspired.

Lady GaGa is untouchable. And with her new mini-movie music video for Telephone - featuring Beyonce - she proves she’s a living legend.

Bold. Brilliant. Boundary-pushing. Ballsy. Bitchin’!

CLICK HERE to watch and re-watch the masterpiece!!!!!

So that is why Spencer Pratt keeps carrying around a big rock!

Gotta say, kind of relieved! For awhile, we were convinced he was carrying it around just so he could throw it at Lauren Conrad’s should they cross paths again! That would have gotten him on every tabloid cover for at least two weeks!

Meet Aiden Chase. He is a Healer, an Intuitive and now, he is Heidi Montag’s new representation! Heidi has hired him to be her new manager as she takes her sewn up face into new horizons.

Won’t lie, we detect a case of the gayface going on here and while we think he’s a little wacky/sweet, we can’t but wonder…

What would Jesus have to say about all this???