Britney must be reading our website and is fucking with us.

“She changed her mind,” says our source. “She’s going to Vegas now!”

Britney has flaked on Vegas for sure.

“She’s 100% not going,” a source very close to Spears tells PerezHilton.com exclusively.

The trainwreck is not starting off her “comeback” on good footing!

Spears was scheduled to be at the grand opening of the new LAX nightclub at the Luxor Hotel in Las Vegas (and get paid quite nicely for it).

Why’d she cancel???

“Because she just felt like it,” our Britney insider tells us.

The owners of Pure in Vegas also own the new LAX at the Luxor. And we all know how Britney had a disastrous New Year’s Eve there this year.

We love this mess!

Every time she seems to get her life in order, she fucks it up again!!!!

P.S. Whre was Spears’ new manager, Jeff Kwatinetz of The Firm????

He should have been shoving that bitch’s ass on the plane!

He obvviously can’t conrtrol his client.

Jeff should fire Britney!!!

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

Sources close to Britney Spears tell us she’s thisclose to flaking on her commitment to appear at the grand opening of LAX at the Luxor hotel in Las Vegas on Friday night.

Stay tuned to see if she actually makes it!

Fingers crossed, y’all.

Update: It’s not looking good!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

Sources tell us that Usher is currently at the Chateau Elan resort in Brasselton - just outside of the ATL - and that is where his wedding to Tameka Foster will be held tomorrow.

Go on down and tell him and Janet and all the other celebrity guests that Perez says hello!

This gem is from earlier this summer, but we just discovered it.

During one of her legendary improvs, the Goddess that is Tori Amos sang a song about Lindsay Lohan!!!

Click here to listen to the brazilliance.

Lyrics below!

“Just a little chat
I need to have
When I was 21 do you think I had a bag of cocaine
in my car?

If I did - if I did
You’d never know it because it would have been hidden
I’m not stupid.
But why are so many 21-year old millionaires so stupid?
Stupid and cute.
But stupid - I don’t know.

Let’s just say
When I was 26 (or seven - or eight)
And I was a billionairess
What would I have done?
Many naughty things.
Many, many, many naughty things.
But I would have had a DRIVER!

‘Cuz I’m not stupid, no.
I’m not stupid, no.
Not THAT stupid anyway
‘Cuz if I had been naughty
(I like being naughty)

But I haven’t been caught so far
and I am almost 44
44
And I’ve done many, many, many, many, many bad things.

They are hidden inside my *mmm - mmm*
Inside my *mmm - mmm*
So there’s no record or no fingerprints on it

‘Cuz I’m not stupid
‘Cuz I’m not stupid
No, not stupid!”

A different spin on a modern classic!

Sia’s Breathe Me is one of our favorite songs of all time.

Like a sundae drenched in hot fudge, this re-interpretation by UPENN’s Off The Beat vocal group is just exquisite and scrumptious.

Enjoy it below. And, remember, Perez is your friend and hopefully this website warms you up a bit.

xoxo

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