Lil Wayne’s signature move in jail won’t have anything to do with his actual signature — TMZ has learned he’s been instructed not to sign a single autograph during his stint at Rikers Island. A rep for the Correction Officer’s Benevolent Association …

Permalink

DMX is the #1 draft pick to appear on the next season of “Celebrity Rehab” — that is, if the rehab people can somehow find a way to keep him from being locked up.DMX’s attorney, Gary Jenkins, tells TMZ reps for “Rehab” contacted him after X was …

Permalink

Erica “Rikki” Mongeon was released from the ICU on Tuesday — but doctors have told the “Double Shot of Love” star’s family that she’s looking at a lengthy hospital stay.According to her manager, Erica is making slow improvements after coming out of …

Permalink

While fans argue about the final 12 on American Idol (Paige Miles over Katelyn Epperly and Lilly Scott? Really?!?), this season’s recently-named finalists attended a party in their honor last night.

Matt Giraud, Scott MacIntyre and past contestants were also on hand, as were Cory Monteith and members of the Glee cast.

But the event was all about Crystal Bowersox, Michael Lynche and company. That pair of singers, two of the only contenders in an otherwise mediocre field, celebrated with an airplane ride at the shindig:

Click on the photos below for more looks at the finalists posing on the red carpet:

[Photos: Splash News]

The music video for Lady Gaga’s “Telephone,” featuring a fierce Beyoncé, a somewhat nude Gaga and directed by Jonas Akerlund), has premiered amid great hype.

It might even live up to it.

As she told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show just last month, “What I like about it is, it’s a real true pop event. When I was younger I was always excited when there was a big giant event happening in pop music and that’s what I wanted this to be.”

Lady Gaga gets tossed in the slammer in “Telephone.”

Pretty bold praise for her own work, but “Telephone” definitely has the feel of - in typical Lady Gaga fashion - a performance art piece, rather than a mere video.

Perhaps the best part? At the onset, Gaga is strip searched and tossed in a jail cell. In a funny reference to the hermaphrodite rumors about her, a guard says:

“Told you she didn’t have a d!ck.”

That’s before the music even commences, too. “Telephone” may not be as epic as “Bad Romance,” but you have to give Gaga credit, because it’s darn close.

Follow the jump to watch her team up with Beyonce in this music video event and tell us what you think. Vote in our survey and leave a comment as well …

What do you think of Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” video?

There’s good news for Erica “Rikki” Mongeon: she has a good shot at living. But it will be a long struggle.

The former co-star of A Double Shot at Love on MTV was involved in a serious car accident last month. Her and sister Victoria were passengers in a vehicle that collided with a truck.

But Erica was finally released from the ICU on Tuesday, and doctors say she should continue to improve slowly. However, there’s a lengthy hospital stay in her future, as well as a lot of rehabilitation.

At least one family member has been remaining by Mongeon’s side around the clock. We wish her a full recovery.

Here are a few pictures of Adrianne Curry that she posted on Twitter, and yes that’s her putting her leg behind her head. It’s pretty hot and giving me some naughty ideas like going to the store to buy pretzels. What? That’s naughty, they’re very salty and salt is bad for you. Anyhow, I like this chick, she seems like she’d be fun in the sack. The picture of her from behind is a little creepy, it kinda looks like me when I was fifteen. Ah the good old days. Enjoy.

Related Posts:
Adrianne Curry Fulfills Our Wonder Woman Fantasy
Adrianne Curry’s Breasts Are Exquisite
Adrianne Curry Topless
Adrianne Curry Bikini Pictures

Sadly this isn’t the first time I’ve had pictures of Julie Bowen, the mom from the show Modern Family, on the site playing in the ocean in her bikini. Luckily this time she’s at least giving us a good look at her mom boobs. These pictures don’t do her justice, I’ve watched the show and she’s actually kinda hot. Anyhow, I don’t know much about her but she’s somewhat of a celebrity now and she’s in a bathing suit so it’s my job to post pictures of her. She can thank me on Twitter.

Related Articles:
Penelope Cruz Bikini Pictures
Penelope Cruz’s Hot Sister Monica In A Bikini
Penelope Cruz’s Breasts Look Much Bigger!
Penelope Cruz’s Sister Is Hot!

Photos:Bauer-Griffin

Alright so I’m calling these Elizabeth Hurley pictures because it’s her store or she designed them or something like that so get off my back. Anyhow, here she is fully dressed launching her new line of bikinis the other day. I’m no expert, but if you’re trying to sell bikinis it might be a good idea to put one on. I’m just saying. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the fact that she’s getting touchy feely with a couple of chicks in bikinis and heels, but I would have liked to see her at least make an effort. I’m sure I’m not the only one who feels this way.

more pictures of Elizabeth Hurley here

Related Articles:
Elizabeth Hurley Covers Up For Money
Elizabeth Hurley’s Breasts Are Stars
Elizabeth Hurley’s Got Unhappy Cleavage
Elizabeth Hurley Because She Is Hot

Photos: WENN.com

Deadliest Catch star Jake Anderson has been have a difficult time since the mysterious disappearance of his father Keith, who has been missing for two months.

“I just want to know what happened to my dad,” said Jake. “I want to bring my father home. He wouldn’t give up on us, and I’m not going to give up on him. I just don’t know what to do. We need help, and I hope that someone out there will help give us some sort of closure.”

Keith is a 63-year-old retired high school counselor from Anacortes, Washington and supposedly, he had an addiction to Oxycontin.

“He came to my house that morning, and we had our regular cup of coffee together,” said Keith’s son, Chris. “Afterward, he ran some errands for his family and moved a washer and dryer for one of his daughters. He then went to meet an acquaintance.”

The acquaintance was providing him with the drugs. Keith’s family claims that he had been in constant pain and suffering from serious bouts of depression.

“He was originally prescribed it for a rotator cuff surgery; then, about six months later, he broke four ribs and it was prescribed again,” continued Chris. “In my personal opinion, they [doctors] give it out too easy. He had been fighting to get off the drug, but it was difficult with the pain he was experiencing, coupled with the pressures he was under.”

It is possible that he was under immense pressure as the one-year anniversary of his daughter’s death was approaching. Keith’s daughter, Chelsea Dawn Anderson, died unexpectedly at 37-years-old from complications of pneumonia. She had also suffered most of her life with rheumatoid arthritis.

“He always felt that my sister’s disease was his fault,” Jake divulged. “He always took care of her, and he never liked to see kids hurt. He would rather be the one hurting.”

On January 6th, Keith never returned home.

“Normally, he would go out and get the pills and be back about three or four hours later, but, that day, he never came back,” said Chris. “One of his acquaintances later said he last saw him in Sultan, which is about 120 miles from where he lives, and that was the last time anyone claims to have seen him.”

Everyone became concerned because after 43 years of marriage, he had never spent a night away from his wife. His cell phone was found in a puddle of mud near the house.

On January 13th, around 200 people gathered for a candlelight vigil in honor of Keith. Posters have been put up and there has been no activity on any of his bank or credit card accounts.

His truck was found a week later abandoned on the side of a remote logging road northwest of Darrington. The truck was locked and the keys were inside. And what is even more odd was that the truck was was high-centered, meaning it was stuck between two logs.

“Someone had tried to get it out,” said Chris. “You can see where it dug in. There was a rut on each side of the road.”

“The keys that were left in the truck had blood on them, but the detectives won’t give us any more information about them,” Jake said.

Poor guy!

“My relationship with my dad has always been good,” he continued. “He is the one who taught me how to work hard and earn everything. He has always taken good care of my mom and all the kids. He was a real family man. I miss him and want to know what happened.”

Our thoughts are with the family.

[Image via Discovery.]