So I’m finally back from LA. Sorry I was a day late, but as usual when I travel things always seem to get messed up. The flight I was on managed to get overbooked by 4 people and lucky me got pushed to another flight. I hope Rick took good care of you guys.

While down there, I hopped over and met Tila Tequila at a photo shoot in some castle in The Hills, which was pretty interesting since most of the photo shoots I’ve ever been involved with were in sleazy motels with lots of lube. Anyway, Tila and I are dating now, so there’s really no point in watching the next season of MTV’s A Shot at Love. Alright, that’s a lie, but I’m definitely now her sexiest “Stripper Friend.”

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